I was forced to see this for my English class the last day before the Christmas break... it's so bad, I actually would have preferred a surprise test/exam. The plot moves so slowly that I had to look at my wristwatch several times every couple of minutes, to make sure that time was actually passing. It's also quite possibly the most repetitive I've ever seen in a movie... every five minutes, one of the main characters is saying 'I can't strip because *yak yak yak*' or being roasted by their girlfriend or wife for something or other. And, come on, don't tell me you hadn't figured out the ending from the title, or even the cover. The ending is unsatisfying, it leaves more loose ends than any other movie I've ever seen... put together. The acting is mediocre and the characters are poorly written and almost completely alike. None of them are likable in the slightest. The humor is poor slapstick and the old ignorant-gags that we are supposed to laugh at(someone says "you could kill yourself by drowning." the guy replies "I can't swim"). The movie is so bloody predictable... it starts out with them talking about how strippers must be fags... and ends with them stripping. Ridiculous. Are we really supposed to like these people, feel with them? They don't want to work for a living, because they were fired from one job... so, instead they decide to strip. Oh, wait... that's not exactly enough plot for 90 minutes... lets have them change their opinion about stripping every few minutes... still not enough? How about we throw in a few poorly choreographed stripping sequences that have some bad slapstick and other lame attempts at humor? We made the 90 minute mark? Good. Now... what do we have? One of the most pointless and boring movies ever made, that's what. The character development is bad, and obviously just thrown in to make the movie long enough. We don't care about these characters. And do the film-makers really expect us to care about the hardship they go through in the film? They're trying to strip for money! For Christs sake, it's not like they were doing some big personal project and were held down by 'the man'. They were trying to take off their clothes for money. And every single joke that you can imagine that there would be about their sexuality and looks is in there. Like my one line summary says, this might be somewhat entertaining for women and the British... but I doubt anyone else will really like this, even slightly. I certainly didn't. I recommend this only to members of the two aforementioned groups. Anyone else should avoid this, but in particular viewers of just slightly intelligent films should stay away from this. No substance at all. 5/10
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